Call me Shiny (boggartmoonhead) wrote in lukit,
Call me Shiny
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He sent it back in front of her. She opened it up and read it, then folded up, and put it away. Then all of a sudden Snape burst through the doors, with an angry expression. He was mumbling something under his breath to himself, so no one could hear him. “Stupid! STUPID! Why did I just propose to flitwick! He is such a prick.” He said so no one could hear, but unfortunately they did. No one said anything. Suddenly Snape pointed to some random girl, in the class. “OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT SKIRT! WHERE DID YOU GET IT?” He yelled out loud. This time everyone laughed and said things at him. “Snape is a girly girl” Blaise yelled as he skipped around Snape, and smoothing his hair. “Zabini! I am not a girl, I am a” Snape started to say but was interrupted by Pansy. “Bisexual rodent?” Pansy yelled. “No, I am man. I make fire.” Snape said while running round in circles chanting. “OTAGA OTAGA!” “Prove it!” Blaise yelled. “Fine I will. Let me show you.” Snape said before un zipping his pants. “No!” Everyone yelled and shielded their eyes. “That’s what I thought.” Snape said while zipping up his pants.

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